Uganda Minister Dies While Having Sex

The Minister of state for Industry and Technology Dr. James Shinyabulo Mutende has died while participating in a sex orgie, commonly known in Uganda as "Kajegele" Chaining. 

Uganda Dictator Opens War on Social Media

The Rwandan born, turned Uganda Dictator Yoweri Museveni-has  issued a statement: “To Irresponsible People Spreading Falsehoods Using WhatsApp”

I would like to inform the listeners and those who follow the goings on, on the social media that that

I described the first group as “Abasiru”, “Abashema” and “Abazigu” (stupid, uninformed and enemies).
I now describe this group as Abatemu, Abanyaanda and Abazigu (criminals, opportunists and enemies). Although, I will not have time to answer much of the nonsense on the social media,