Uganda Minister Dies While Having Sex

The Minister of state for Industry and Technology Dr. James Shinyabulo Mutende has died while participating in a sex orgie, commonly known in Uganda as "Kajegele" Chaining. 

Free Uganda Celebrates the Death of General Aronda Nyakairima

 Salute Comrades,
We would like to inform the people of the Great Lakes region of Africa, that the notorious murderer and tormentor of our people, General Aronda Nyakairima aka"Shitani", is no more to cause pain on our people.