Uganda Minister Dies While Having Sex

The Minister of state for Industry and Technology Dr. James Shinyabulo Mutende has died while participating in a sex orgie, commonly known in Uganda as "Kajegele" Chaining. 

Free Uganda Celebrates the Death of General Aronda Nyakairima

 Salute Comrades,
We would like to inform the people of the Great Lakes region of Africa, that the notorious murderer and tormentor of our people, General Aronda Nyakairima aka"Shitani", is no more to cause pain on our people.

Congo DRC Killings and the Invincible Commando

The UN Stabilisation Mission in the DRC (MONUSCO) Military spokesman Joseph Gonçalves, yesterday Wednesday, May 20, 2015, said that in the North Kivu the security climate is dominated in Beni territory by military pressure from the Congolese army and supported by the strength of MONUSCO against the Ugandan militias of the Allied Democratic Forces (ADF),