Why Jeannette Kagame has Seperated

On this planet we have two types of people; those that don’t have anything or even consumed by worldly materialism, but very happy, and contended with the little they have. Then we have those who have almost everything, and even excess that if they wanted, they could share it with those that have nothing- for the rest of their life-time. However, this later group tends to be the most unhappy,selfish,greedy,arrogant,cruel,deceitful,paranoid,destructive,etc. That’s why we have the likes of Jeannette Nyiramongi Kagame, always unhappy, grabbing everything she can lay her filthy hands on,changing sexual partners like lip stick, hyper-tension, sleepless,etc.

The Return Of Paul Kagame From the Dead

The Rwandan Chief Zombie, Paul Kagame woke up yesterday and as usual, was escorted by the Gikongoro witch, Jeanette Nyiramongi Kagame. The couple decided to go on a freaking tour to market their evil trade in a nearby church, and declared  that they had brought salvation for Mankind and  there was no shame to aggressively carry on with their ministry of a Rwandan apocalypse .The Zombie was very angry that Christians are not out there looking for people to kill. The freaked-out and scared Christian fundamentalist, that had gathered to pray, had no choice but to seat-like they were on a potty and listened to what the zombie wanted to preach.

Why Paul Kagame is Dead

Our Peeping Tom has confirmed that in the last four days, the international community has been dealing with Dictator Paul Kagame’s double-call it impersonator.Its believed that two women and four Men-if you want you can use the term Gang of Six are the ones running Rwanda and making all important decisions. That’s why Paul Kagame’s double, has been kept away from live functions , as Banyarwanda will discover the truth.
Yes, its very true Paul Kagame is half dead -the medical word normally used is coma.What we confirm is that the criminal indefinite sleep was caused by internal bleeding from a bullet.

Why Louise Mushikiwabo is Not Good

Louise Mushikiwabo is a foreign minister with no diplomatic instincts and deep understanding of Rwanda history.In short,she’s a career prostitute that has been able to corrupt brainless criminals, that she’s an authority of Rwandan History.To even make matters worse,she claims-should we say,markets herself as a powerful advocate of rights for the empowerment of women and gender equality in the great lakes of Africa. Again very wrong, unless when it involves the fraudulently claiming of money for ghost charitable causes, that’s when she remembers the empowerment of women.

Paul Kagame Assassinates Former Top Spy